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Joke of the Day
"Looks like balls = Scrotesque."
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"My 6yo daughter's teacher just gave me a ""Most Improved Ponytail"" award."
"What does a black person get after sex...??? A life sentence."
"So, a happy Muslim on an empty stomach enters a gay bar............. Bartender asks, ""What will it be!?"" The Muslim replies, ""Shots for everyone!"""
"What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer? The Netcracker suite."
"The truth about Unicorn Q: Why do unicorns only let virgin women get close to them? A: Because they are horny."
"I got a call at work telling me my daughter missed period number 3. When I woke up in the ambulance it turns out it was the school calling."
"The next person who calls it an ATM Machine is getting sent to the ICU Unit."
"If you don't get my Harry Potter references, there is something siriusly ron with you"
"I wish i was Batman Because my parents would be dead."