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Joke of the Day
"I wish people who made amateur porn would clean up their rooms first."
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"Why is 6 scared of 7 Numbers are a conseptional idea thought by humans and as such they are not able to produce emotions and/or think."
"Why do husbands typically die before their wives? They want to."
"A nicer way to tell someone their breath stinks is to say ""I'm bored, let's go brush your teeth!"""
"Just gave the Earth a one-star rating and a bad review on TripAdvisor to discourage any aliens that were planning an invasion."
"I get home and realize where my house stood a shark now sits dressed as a house with its mouth open Shark:[nervously makes house noises]"
"Me: Hey, am I too wrinkly? Daughter: You're old, that's going to happen. Me: I MEANT MY SHIRT."
"How do sheep sign their e-mails? Ewes sincerely."
"Waitress: would you like another drink? Me: Are you new?"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Funeral Home Barbie ...complete with hearse coffin and kicky little shroud"