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Joke of the Day

"I must be baked Two muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin looked at the other muffin and said, ""Hey man, is it getting hot in here?"" And the other muffin said, ""Ahhhhh! You can talk!"""

"What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called? A Yutopia"

"The year is 42069. We've stopped changing the date, it's just always the year 42069 and people spell their names with emojis. It's awesome."

"So I went to get a protein snack in Iraq... But they only had fucking allahu akbars"

"The doctor's had some troubles convincing Jim he had gone deaf. He wouldn't hear it."

"The day after I was diagnosed with Alzheimer's, I lost my calendar. My life has been pretty uneventful since."

"If your uncle Jack was stuck on a roof... Would you help your uncle Jack off?"

"During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, ""where should I put my Pants""?... ""Over there by mine"", was not the answer I was expecting."

"What do you call an artist in a dark alley? Sketchy"

"What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up? A big stinker!"