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Joke of the Day

"The day after I was diagnosed with Alzheimer's, I lost my calendar. My life has been pretty uneventful since."

"Another gorgeous fall morning I wish I was sleeping through."

"Just saved a ton of money on my car insurance... By switching to reverse and leaving the scene."

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."

"What's the capital of Greece? (x-post from /r/MeanJokes) About 10. DISCLAIMER: I heard this joke from /u/r4e3d2d2i8t5. All due credit to that person."

"A woman's legs are a lot like peanut butter It's much easier to get them to spread if you have a knife"

"Never date a tennis player Love means nothing to them."

"Lisa has 750 friends on Facebook. A week later she adds 150 more to her friends list. What does she have? Huge tits."

"After ironing my shirt I noticed it was depressed, I still can't believe it hung itself though."

"How to avoid clickbait"