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Joke of the Day

"During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, ""where should I put my Pants""?... ""Over there by mine"", was not the answer I was expecting."

"I keep a knife in my Bible so if someone wants to kill me, I ask to read it & when I get to the 6th Commandment, I stab them in the face."

"What's the worst part about being a prostitute? The customer always comes first."

"If you cry every day in your relationship.. sit down, take a deep breath & ask yourself, ""Am I dating a Human or an Onion?"""

"You know you're fat when when... Your penis is an *innie*."

"'I'm Spartacus' 'No I'm Spartacus' 'I am Spartacus' 'I AM Spartacus' 'I'm Spartacus' 'Look I just need someone to sign for the package'"

"What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass? A mechanic!"

"""I'm telling you, it's all or nothing,"" the exterminator explains to Noah, ""I can't just leave 2 woodworm. It doesn't work like that."""

"How do you know if a girl is ticklish? Give her two test tickles."

"Wow The Middle East Certainly knows how to Commemorate International Women's Day They let them get stoned."