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Joke of the Day
"So I went to get a protein snack in Iraq... But they only had fucking allahu akbars"
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"Girl, did you take a massage therapy course at a community college with questionable credentials? Because you're rubbing me the wrong way."
"I've been trying to think of a joke about Miley Cyrus... It just hasn't been twerking."
"Why is your mother like the universe? They both create gravity waves when they bang."
"Two blondes walk into a bar. You would think one of them would have seen it."
"who is a skeletons favorite music artist? BONE JOVI!!!!!!!"
"[orders pizza] Would you also like our cheesy bread, comes with sauce? Are you trying to sell me a side of pizza with my pizza? 2 please."
"How do you get an art major off your front porch? Pay for the pizza!"
"What's your mom's favorite seafood resturant? Captain D's Nutz"
"A black woman has five kids all named Jamal, how does she tell them apart? By their last names."