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Joke of the Day
"So I went to get a protein snack in Iraq... But they only had fucking allahu akbars"
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"What kind of bird flies around bays? Bagles"
"""Your resume lists the skills 'poor timing' & 'awkward'?"" Can I have a raise? ""We haven't hired you."" Oh. You're very handsome. ""I see."""
"Dude you're a dentist. Why am I in stirrups?"
"UPS guy just acted like he'd never seen anyone answer the door in a super hero cape & a straw farmer hat."
"What a polite guy... I met Michael J Fox the other day. I only gave him a hi-five and he still shook my hand."
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just Juan."
"Do you know why doctors are prescribing medical marijuana for arthritis? Because the definition of arthritis is inflammation of the joints"
"Bar So, a man walks into a bar and says ouch."
"Little could our great-grandparents have imagined how many dicks and tits we'd all see in our lifetimes."