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Joke of the Day

"What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up? A big stinker!"

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"Wanna hear a joke? Politics."
"Apple Computer is taking steps to protect user privacy. Their new policy is iWon't tell...iPromise"
"A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar or maybe a hotel. Or possibly a church"
"Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it."
"They hired another Russian guy at my work He seems to think everything that Ukrainian guy tells him is so obvious."
"My parents won't say which of their six kids they love the best, but they have told me I finished just out of the top five."
"What is the design philosophy of the iPhone 7? Jack off"
"What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party? ""You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."""
"What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show? A Han Solo performance."