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Joke of the Day
"What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up? A big stinker!"
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"Opened a can of expired beans and an eagle flew out carrying a photo of a can of fresh beans. I nervously ate the photo while he observed."
"Q: What kind of spy hangs out in department stores? A: A counter spy."
"What did the submissive Native American woman say while having sex? ""Permission Tecumseh?"""
"Local cyborg beats another cyborg to death for it's Sodium-nickle batteries, proceeds to restore his electricity supply after being arrested. He was charged with a salt."
"Guy runs into a bar, yells ""Quick! How tall is a penguin?"" Bartender says ""Three feet tall."" Guy says ""Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!"""
"A woman is like a bucket of KFC... Once you're past the tender breasts and the juicy thighs all you have left is a greasy wet box to put your bone in."
"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wataaaah!"
"[at the mall] ""Excuse me? I lost my son. Can I please make an announcement?"" ""Of course."" [leans in to mic] ""Goodbye you little shit."""
"I can see 4 years into the future! You can say I have 2020 vision"