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Joke of the Day
"Just saw a dog with three legs. He did have a fourth leg, but he also had three legs."
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"Asked someone today if they knew any good antonyms for yes They didn't know any"
"Spider Island Day 1: The arachnids are intelligent & friendly hosts. They even built me a hammock to ensure my comfort. Day 2: I was wrong."
"I have to say, I prefer audio books to written books I don't know why. I guess they just really speak to me."
"Spiders have it about right. If he doesn't bring her a snack when he courts her it's curtains.."
"Today in an elevator, I got off on my floor, hugged the person next to me & said, ""You seem like a alotta fun. We should keep in touch.""."
"How can you tell if a pedophile is happy? He has a peda-smile."