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Joke of the Day
"What do a dwarf and a midget have in common? Very little."
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"Using the domino's pizza tracker app seems like a great way to carjack someone you know isn't going to put up that much of a fight"
"There are two kinds of people in the world 1. Those that like black licorice. 2. Normal people."
"In light of the holiday Season... What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters? Noe(L) ...no L.... im going to walk away now.. sorry"
"What does a frying pan and anal sex have in common? They both brown your meat."
"If you're American going into the bathroom and American coming out of the bathroom... What are you in the bathroom? European"
"When my wife picks a restaraunt that I don't like, I just say ""oh yeah, that's where that really cute girl works"". Problem solved."
"Did you hear what happened to the girl once she went vegan? Her hair turned black."
"Why did the horse get a divorce? It didn't have a stable relationship."
"What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse? Warren."