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Joke of the Day
"What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!"
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"You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink... Not if Guantanamo Bay has anything to say about it."
"Blondes are dumb whores... They all think less than equals three."
"What do you call a gay satanist? Sack-Religious"
"You can't run thru a camp ground But you can ran through a camp ground because it's past tentse"
"""Why your stomach is so big""...""I had a baby"" ... for lunch."
"What is another name for a knife? A chopstick!"
"Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless those wrongs are 270 degree left-hand turns."
"Make the little things count....... teach mathematics to midgets"
"A man in a museum accidentaly breaks a vase. Manager: That vase was over a thousand years old! Man: Phew - I thought it was new."