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Joke of the Day

"Next time a stranger talks to me when I'm alone, I will look at them shocked and whisper ""You can see me?"".."

"I rather have an enemy who admits they hate me, instead of a friend who secretly put me down."

"How do you tell when a girl really wants you? When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse."

"What's your amplitude for charm-strange mixing?"

"True or False? How deep is the Grand Canyon? First post please be considerate but and criticism is welcome"

"Why is a good hooker like a skilled carpenter? No wood gets wasted."

"Judas: C mon Jesus we re gonna be late for last supper Jesus: The what?? Judas: The supper.. we re gonna be late for supper."

"I always shave my beard after having sex ... so I can remind my wife for how long we've not been doing it."

"I am a good dancer.hilarious one. Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"My resolution for 2016 is to call Starbucks ""Starbrights"" and Reese Witherspoon ""Ruth Witherspooks"" to keep my grandmother's legacy alive."