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Joke of the Day
"Fisherman: What are you fishing for sonny? Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms."
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"Why was the laser sad? All his gas is Argon."
"The sexy 21yr old woman that lives nextdoor to me just knocked on my door and accused me of stealing underwear from her washing line... ...i almost shit her pants!"
"Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub The first one says ""Give me the soap"". The second one says ""no soap. radio""."
"Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well? Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said ""Tom is sleeping with the fishes."""
"Your baby was cute until I realized you're on the same flight as me. Now your baby is stupid."
"What's the great thing about having aids for gay men No need to worry about getting it again"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because YOLO"
"I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts."
"Did you hear what happened to the guy whose left arm and left leg got chopped off? He's dead."