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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear what happened to the guy whose left arm and left leg got chopped off? He's dead."
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"Q: What's green and has wheels? A: Grass. I lied about the wheels."
"[OC] What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes? ""I'll show myself out."""
"How do you insult an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it is from."
"Me: YOU CAN DO IT SON! Son: Why are you being so encouraging? Are you drunk? Me: Yep. So pass your driving test or we're walking home."
"Everyone thinks the same thing when buying Drano. What a waste of money! That's $5 down the drain... ( )"
"A Jewish boy goes up to his father and asks for 5 dollars. The father responds, ""4 dollars!! Oh my god what do you need 3 dollars for??!!!"""
"My kids have voted, and the results are in. It's official, I've been elected the President of Empty Threats."
"When a waiter sees my disability and asks the person I'm with what I want to eat, I respond ""Our telepathy is a bit off. You should ask me."""
"What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage."