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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear what happened to the guy whose left arm and left leg got chopped off? He's dead."

"Working at a Land Rover factory is so interesting I make a new Discovery every day"

"What did the mouth say to the nose? Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait..."

"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? The Pokemon."

"Don't believe everything you think."

"Do you know who has the most home runs in MLB history? Barry Bonds... Do you know who leads the MLB in strikeouts pitched? Nolan Ryan... Do you know who has been hit by the most balls? Liberaci"

"The hurt I feel when someone leaves the bus seat next to mine for a newly empty one is almost exactly equal to my annoyance when they don't."

"What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it? Nothing. It just let out a little wine."

"Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer? Because he was outstanding in his field!"

"Starting a cover band called ""A Book"" so no one can judge us."