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Joke of the Day

"The sexy 21yr old woman that lives nextdoor to me just knocked on my door and accused me of stealing underwear from her washing line... ...i almost shit her pants!"

"Some folks will spend the weekend having fun and enjoying themselves. We call these people ""Single""."

"What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk? A milk dud!"

"Three dyslexic girls walk into a bra... And if life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic yourself."

"What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit? Try to neghostiate."

"My phone dies quicker than the black guy in a horror movie."

"All my jokes are lost baggage... You'll get them in a couple days"

"I'm the Spare Queen All I know is how to make a mess and then make sense of it."

"Doctor Who was still hungry after dinner.... So he went back four seconds."

"A week is five days of wishing you had nothing to do followed by two days of wishing you had something to do"