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Joke of the Day
"Your baby was cute until I realized you're on the same flight as me. Now your baby is stupid."
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"Jokes on you redditor If you are reading this... you proved it."
"How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house? Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway."
"Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married? Because they part for every little shit."
"What is the best thing about having sex with a transgender? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through."
"How is a dyslexic stand-up like an MMA fighter who comes home to find his GF in a gangbang? They both punchup the fuckline."
"I recently bought one of those Dutch ovens, but everything I cook ends up tasting like farts."
"It's so cold... I saw a gangsta pulling up his pants"
"Why do they hand out Kleenex at funerals if you're not supposed to jerk off in the back row"
"My wife was buried after her death. Also, during and right before."