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Joke of the Day
"Why was the laser sad? All his gas is Argon."
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"During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, ""where should I put my Pants""?... ""Over there by mine"", was not the answer I was expecting."
"What's the most depressed thing in the bathroom? The toilet. It always takes all the shit."
"I like my women like I like my tea Red Bush."
"Most people have 32 teeth. Some People have 10. Its simple meth."
"If you do not say it, they can't repeat it."
"What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?"
"EXEPT FOR TWO THINGS Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet"
"I want a ""refrigerataur."" Half horse, half refrigerator. I could ride it AND eat from it which is just plain sensible we are in a recession."
"OMG, I have finally discovered what is wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right, and on the right side there is nothing left ...... intresting"