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Joke of the Day

"Standing behind a hot guy on a treadmill saying 'don't worry baby, I'll catch you if you fall' makes him run for a really really long time"

"""Two's company, three's a crowd"" - people who've never seen a crowd"

"My penis was in the guinness book of world records! And then the librarian told me to take it out"

"Contrary to popular criticism, Hillary doesn't suck. If she does, Bill wouldn't have needed Monica."

"On his 22nd birthday, my brother came out as a transvestite to our family and celebrated by wearing a miniskirt... ...that shows a lot of balls."

"How did I get out of Iraq? I ran"

"My 6 year old nephew is legitimately pissed off that there is no actual monkey in the monkey bread."

"On the subject of typos... I and O can be real mitherfuckers."

"Knock knock The game"

"My friends really into acid rock... Personally I prefer my music with more bass."