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Joke of the Day
"Girl, is your name ""Schedule"" ? Because I'm always running behind ya."
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"Yesterday 8 mosquitoes bit me! I guess I now have a mosquito bite"
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"If you insist on sending me pics of your boobs please at least be a female!!"
"What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar? Buck-teeth!"
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"My girlfriend just texted me, 'thespacebuttonisbrokenonmyphonecanyoupleasegivemeanalternative Anybody know what ternative means?"
"Accidentaly switching two letters... ...can completely urin a sentence."