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Joke of the Day
"whats black and burns? stevie wonder answering the iron"
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"4 out of 5 dentists agree u should not be going to 5 diferent dentists. it is important to have one dentist who knows ur dental history"
"Roses are red violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I."
"Why i love redheads? Because if roof is rusty it's always wet in basement."
"I heard somewhere that... You only remember things that you read, is that true?"
"I tried to catch fog today Mist"
"Sick at home with a temperature. Girlfriend says why are you so hot, ""I don't know I was born that way""."
"why aren't there any Mexican athletes? Because all the Mexicans who can run, swim or jump are already in the USA."
"My car has the innate super power of knowing when I have any extra money and spontaneously breaking down."
"What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting? A tooter"