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Joke of the Day
"What were people doing during the last ice age? Chillin."
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"What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99? You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday."
"Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants."
"What would martin Luther king be if he was white? Alive."
"I've recently obtained a book on the guidelines of masturbation So far, I've stuck to it."
"Washington DC's IQ is the same as the Federal Reserves interest rate Theyre both negative."
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 15 years"
"What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941? There's a little nip in the air."
"I hope that one day I can be as proud about anything as my cat is about his asshole."
"When you have to deliver bad news, always lead with something worse: ""Honey, our cat died. Just kidding! But, I forgot to buy cat food."""