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Joke of the Day
"What would martin Luther king be if he was white? Alive."
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"The celibate butcher is pretty successful in his occupations. Nothing beats his meat!"
"What's the difference between a hotdog and a dead baby? You don't ejaculate on a hotdog before you eat it."
"You said you couldn't live without me, so it's very inconsiderate of you not to be dead."
"My Starbucks guy just said, ""Looks like you had a rough night!"" ...I didn't even go out."
"Thought I saw God in my rear-view mirror yesterday... Turns out it was just a dog."
"What do you call an Internet mystery? An e-nigma."
"Why can't orphans play baseball? they don't know where home is"
"A naked woman robbed a bank... No one could remember her face."
"[offensive] what's pink and covered in cobwebs Madeline McCanns bike"