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Joke of the Day

"What would martin Luther king be if he was white? Alive."

"Do you know what a lot is? Two words."

"I'm an optimistic pessimist... I see the glass as half empty, but there are free refills"

"If I had ba dollar for every time I was racist, I'd be as rich as a Jew"

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? 'ell if I know!!!"

"Why did the cow go to the psychologist? She had a fodder complex."

"If you think the way to a mans heart is through his stomach.... Then you're aiming too high"

"What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire? That he needed to address the situation"

"What's long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's fingers..."

"I would have been a stripper... ...but I just couldn't pull it off. Follow the format; go!"