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Joke of the Day
"A priest, rapist and a pedophile walks in to a bar... ...he orders a drink."
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"What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia? Aussie Aus-born."
"The days of good grammar has went."
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"What do you call an Asian flying a plane? A pirate."
"Amputees can be pretty stubborn. You've really got to hand it to them."
"My wife is always trying to pick a fight by making fun of my impotence. Well she won't get a rise out of me."
"Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels? Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!"