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Joke of the Day

"Philosophical porn Person 1: Hey, why don't you watch philosophical porn? Person 2: Eh, it only appeals to a very Nietzsche fanbase."

"What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say? Urea!"

"Girls vs Guys How come that when a women sleeps with a bunch of guys, she is considered a slut but when a man does it, he is considered gay?"

"If a user posts Nazi-related offensive content and a German moderator sees it, what happens to the user? He gets banschlussed."

"A guy calls his boss and asks him: Guy: What's the difference between this morning and your daughter? Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!"

"Am I the only one who thinks water has that taste that no one can describe?"

"Why doesn't Oedipus swear? Because he kisses his mum with that mouth."

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra. ... yeah that's the whole joke."

"There's nothing I've learned from being a father that I couldn't just as easily have figured out from setting all my money on fire."

"Q: What kind of television do horses like? A: Saddle-lite TV"