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Joke of the Day

"I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?"

"Genius move, Romeo & Juliet, for killing yourselves instead of getting married and spending the rest your lives wanting to kill each other."

"Calm down check out guy, you don't have to inspect my $20 so hard, If I was talented enough to make my own, I wouldn't be in Quickie Mart.."

"""I'll drink to that."" -me to my next drink"

"Why French Fighter jet are name phantom? Because they don't exist."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Barry ! Barry who ? Barry the dead !"

"What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering."

"TIL there is a nerve that runs from the tear duct to the anus. If you don't believe me, let me pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye."

"What's the difference between Luke Skywalker and a black man? Luke Skywalker eventually finds out who his father is."

"What's grey and goes round and round ? An elephant in a washing machine !"