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Joke of the Day

"If girls be trippin' as much as I'm told they are... They should go to the doctor to see if they have an ear infection."

"Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ? It was a scream !"

"What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms? They both make up everything!"

"Traffic stop A cop stops a car and asks the man inside, ""Excuse me, sir, have you been drinking?"" The guy replies, ""Why? Is there an ugly chick next to me?"""

"A Jewish kid asks his Dad: 'Dad, can I have 50 pence please?' The father replies: '40 pence?! what do you want 30 pence for?'"

"Women used to call me ugly until they heard how much money I have Now they call me ugly and poor. (Heard a long time ago, couldn't find source)"

"What's the longest Island in New York? Long Island."

"My jokes are pretty deep Cos they are mine"

"Miracles do happen even on Facebook and Twitter. Come Sunday and suddenly everyone becomes a preacher."

"No Smoking Salesgirl : Sir no smoking in the shop. Man : But i purchased cigarette from your shop. Salesgirl : Sir we sell Condoms too, but it doesn't mean u start Fucking us ."