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Joke of the Day

"What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas? Cancer!"

"*looks under bed* *checks closet* *shuts light, runs to bed* *pulls covers over head* *ice maker dumps ice* *dies from cardiac arrest*"

"Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework? He used to go round with the oooo-ver."

"What's the difference between a bus stop filled with old people and a crab with boobs? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!"

"if you open Door.jar, is the door still ajar?"

"[HORRIBLE] What is the best-selling treat in Rwanda? A Tutsi Roll."

"A grasshopper walks into a bar... ...the bartender glances at him and says: ""Hey! We got a drink here named after you!"" And the grasshopper says ""What, Larry?"""

"What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache? I falafel."

"What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne waits untill you are 14 before it comes in your face."

"I had to use my glasses when playing tennis. Because its a no contact sport."