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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a stillborn grizzly cub? Unbearable"
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"I keep forgetting - which Disney princess is it who solves all her own problems without trying to find a boyfriend?"
"They just arrested my favorite shoe salesman thinking he was a drug lord. They said all the shoes were laced and everyone was trippin."
"What do you call a jewish pokemon trainer? Ash."
"I would like to buy a vowel... But they don't take SNAP."
"Hagrid is so fat The Sorting Hat put him in the Waffle House"
"Every now and then you meet someone you wish you could unhinge your jaw for. *waiting patiently*"
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? Asian businessmen don't pay thousands of dollars to have a lentil on their face"
"My Garden Statue Called In Sick Today He has Gnome-onia."
"Sorry I haven't returned your text in 3 days, I was taking a nap."