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Joke of the Day
"I made a commitment not to masturbate for the past four weeks... I didn't pull it off"
Next Joke
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"Haters gonna have a valid point sometimes."
"A cow once saved my life. I guess you could call it Bovine Intervention."
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"Turns out if you scream for no reason long enough, you get the rest of the day off from work."