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Joke of the Day
"Why don't OSHA inspectors watch porn? It's Not Safe For Work."
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"I BELIEVE A WOMAN'S PLACE IS IN THE KITCHEN 20% of the time."
"Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him."
"Teach us About Absolute Zero! 0K!"
"Set your phone alarm to a song you hate. You won't hit snooze, because then you'd have to hear Nickelback again."
"Men are like placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table."
"Just introduced my teen daughter to Monty Python, thus completing my duties as a father. I will now retire to Florida and await grandkids."
"Why do clouds make good Kings? Because they have rain over every country in the world."
"A photon is going through airport security... The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, ""No, I'm traveling light."""
"This unicorn sitting next to me is saying that I took too many Vicodin."