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Joke of the Day
"Why do clouds make good Kings? Because they have rain over every country in the world."
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"I vandalized an art major's car today. Removing pizza delivery signs is surprisingly easy."
"What's the difference between a woman and a gun You can put a silencer on a gun"
"How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics? They take their prison population and school population to Rio."
"Whats Marios favorite type of jeans? denim denim denim!"
"Why did the band Nickelback get booed at the football halftime show? Because they suck."
"Remember how they used to call Bill Cosby ""America's Dad""? No fucking wonder most of the country has daddy issues."
"What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables? Lettuce pray."
"Why is life like a penis? Because Women make it hard!"
"What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common? You guessed it: we're all white."