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Joke of the Day

"I keep getting told I'm a terrible mailman.. Oops I've posted this in the wrong place"

"I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing."

"Did you hear about all the Pokemon that died in the fire? All that was left was Ash"

"I will climb the highest mountain. Swim the deepest sea. I will cross the desert land. I would do anything to get the fcuk away from you."

"Some subs... Are not the OP."

"What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box? All dressed up, with no place to go."

"A Catholic dies, and thinks he's gone to heaven ."

"Warning: Game of Thrones Spoilers Will make your car look fucking stupid"

"Islam gives Women EQUAL Rights!"

"Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? A: When you get a divorce you get rid of the whole prick!"