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Joke of the Day

"My wife told me I was immature and needed to grow up. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house anymore."

"A Chick, A 1% and A Black Guy walk into a Bar and ask: ""What time is the next debate?"""

"If a person becomes a murderer they go to jail If a cop becomes a murderer they get paid vacation."

"Ask me if I'm a truck. No."

"Helen keller sets down a cheese grader and says... That was the most violent book i've ever read"

"I like my coffee like I like my women.. Thrown into a burlap sack and transported across the border."

"I told the butcher I'd give him $10 if he got the meat down off the top shelf. He said he couldn't.... the steaks were too high."

"What tea do footballers drink? Penaltea!"

"How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand."

"Yes. You rt'd me 14 times in a row. Thanks. You are first in line for my liver when the time comes."