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Joke of the Day

"Some subs... Are not the OP."

"Life is like a box of chocolates If you're fat it's not going to last long."

"What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent? A:With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!"

"Bill: I hope Hillary will have better interns in the Oval Office than I did. All of mine sucked."

"Jail isn't supposed to be fun why do they get bunk beds?"

"Somehow,, We've got to find a way to STOP the driver of that bus that everyone keeps getting thrown under."

"Whenever someone tells me they have an IQ of 140, I wonder if that's Fahrenheit or centigrade."

"An emo vampire probably bites himself."

"What's the difference between ELI5 and AskScience? About 3 replies in the top comment thread."

"Did you guys hear about the talking polar bear? He's very arcticulate! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"