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Joke of the Day

"I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing."

"[DARK] A bulky muslim man walks into a gay bar... He says ""EVERYONE, WANNA SEE THESE GUNS??"" Everyone ""YEEEAAAHHH!!!"" And. Thats how Orlando happened. And dark humor is never too soon :)"

"Little Old Lady Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!"

"What did the alpacas go as for their group costume? The zombie alpacalypse"

"When I was interviewed for a job in the chemistry department, they asked me if I had lab experience. I said I was more of a cat person."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? ""You can keep the tip""."

"I love when bill collectors ask if you can borrow the money...uh I did that before and I think we both know how that turned out."

"What did the Elephant say to the naked man? That's cute but can you breath through it?"

"Only one Chinese man lived in my hometown, and I still couldn't tell him apart."

"*Pays $450 for ticket to hockey game. *spends the whole game on iPhone."