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Joke of the Day

"I will climb the highest mountain. Swim the deepest sea. I will cross the desert land. I would do anything to get the fcuk away from you."

"Whats the difference between Lance Armstrong and Hitler? Lance can finish a race."

"How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z!"

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh."

"Mickey asks Minnie for divorce Minnie: Are you fucking crazy!? Mickey: No, i'm fucking Daisy."

"What do you call a multiple choice dad joke? A pop quiz."

"Here's a short joke."

"Why do they make Raisin Bran commercials? For raisin bran awareness."

"After years of searching, scientists have finally found the gene for shyness... ...hiding behind two other genes."

"Speed dating, but instead of talking, you just exchange phones for 3 minutes and try to glean as much information from them as you can."