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Joke of the Day

"I will climb the highest mountain. Swim the deepest sea. I will cross the desert land. I would do anything to get the fcuk away from you."

"When is bingo harmless? When its B9!"

"What do you call a psychic midget that just escaped prison? A small medium at large."

"Did you hear about the two podiatrists who opened their offices on the same street? They were arch enemies."

"I think I'm going to start an organization for people who think racism is bad but still laugh at racist jokes... I'll call it the JKKK."

"""I wanna fu*k you so bad right now."" ""WHAT!?"" ""Damn autocorrect, I meant ""hey"""

"I feel bad for airport security workers. I'm going to make their job easier today by not wearing underwear."

"Taken from a UNIX program called fortune. Ralph: Lisa, you have no tits and a awful tight pussy. Lisa: Ralph... get off my back!!"

"Blue Guy lives in the blue house, red guy lives in the red house, purple guy lives in the purple house, orange guy... Lives in the White House."

"What flavor is the milkshake? How far away is the yard? How could you know its better than mine? You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident."