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Joke of the Day
"Why are frogs happy? Because they eat what bugs them.. Source: 3rd grader told me this joke.."
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"Only 4 percent of Texas residents think there is an immigration problem... The other 96% said ""que dijo?"""
"VERY difficult to convince the apple store people that you've only ever dropped your phone 3 times if you dropped it twice in the store."
"Saw some girl pull up to her mailbox, open her door & then fall entirely out of her car while reaching for the mail. JK It was me."
"Look, Clinton's gonna win. US President order has to follow Star Trek Captain order: white guy, white guy, black guy, woman, Scott Bakula."
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb...? ...to get to the other side"
"Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand? His left one"
"How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes? Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny"
"What is a brain dead couples' favorite pizza? Veggie lovers"
"Men are like high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it."