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Joke of the Day

"Saw some girl pull up to her mailbox, open her door & then fall entirely out of her car while reaching for the mail. JK It was me."

"Two retirees meet in a cafe. The first retiree says, ""Hey Stan! I didn't see you at the doctor's yesterday. Are you sick?"""

"Multiple bathrooms are the glue that hold marriages together."

"""Never Have I Ever"" is a party game and fun way to find out who shouldn't be donating blood."

"I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way."

"What did Hitler do to lose weight? He went on a Jews cleanse."

"My girlfriend was upset when I brought home a vibrator... it rubbed her the wrong way."

"Lame number joke: Why is 8 scared of 7? Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?"

"My Mother asked me to suggest names for my brother's prospective children. I said I'll name the girl 'Denise' and the boy 'Denephew'."

"WHEN CATS ARE SAD Bartender: What'll ya have? Cat: Shot of rum. [Bartender pours it] [Cat slowly pushes it off the bar] Cat: Another."