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Joke of the Day

"How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes? Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny"

"I said ""My, what big eyes you have!"" Followed by ""My, what big hands you have!"" And then ""My what big teeth you have!"" My charity gig for children with disabilities did not start out well."

"What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything? The mythbusters and ghostbusters."

"""Ben Carson makes stuff up"" said Donald Trump, self-proclaimed zillionaire, demigod and unicorn owner."

"patients always come to the office asking about measles And I tell them, ""no no no, i don't want to make this about measles. Let's talk about yousles"""

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph. He's too short to be an ese"

"I read a whole book on adhesive substances last night, I just couldn't put it down"

"If the human race has a ""signature move,"" its gotta be lying to the dentist about flossing."

"What's the Riddler's favourite beverage? Obscuri-tea."

"How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon? He was second to Nun."