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Joke of the Day

"How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes? Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny"

"When people do a bunny impression they go straight for the cute little front paws. Not me. I fearfully sprint into traffic."

"Why don't old people have sex? Have you ever tried peeling a grilled cheese apart?"

"Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable? A Leek!"

"The True Secret of Ignorance... ...you're looking in the wrong place."

"I drink twice a year.... When it's my birthday, and when it isn't"

"Guys don't forget, tomorrow is Chinese Aviation Day! AKA Fly-Day"

"Goya tried to cover up a disaster at one of their factories Someone spilled the beans."

"I'm more optimistic than most. Some say the glass is half empty, some would say it's half full. I'd say ""Hey, That's a nice glass!"""

"What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild? A $100 bill."