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Joke of the Day
"Neighbor asked me over for coffee and said 'make yourself comfortable', so I did, I went home."
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"When a man speaks in the forest and there is no wife to hear... is he still wrong?"
"The pope just pooped Holy shit"
"Paddy and Murphy find a mirror. Paddy picks it up, has a look and says to Murphy "" that bloke looks really familiar "". Murphy grabs it off him "" Its me you idiot """
"The purpose of Terrorism is to scare and make people feel unsafe, which is something it has in common with Cable News."
"How much skin does it take to cover a vagina? /sticks out tongue"
"Dating Women is like squaring Numbers If they're under 16, do it in your head"
"Mario and Luigi fight to the death, in ""The Plunger Games""."
"What's another term for anal bleaching? Changing your ring tone."
"TIL that in the PC version of GTA V there's a new keyboard shortcut which when you press it will cause your character to kill minorities Alt+Right"