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Joke of the Day
"Neighbor asked me over for coffee and said 'make yourself comfortable', so I did, I went home."
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"Batman prank calls Spider-Man... Batman asks, ""Is uncle Ben home?"" Spider-Man says, ""No! He is at the theater with your parents!"""
"I work for a company who specialises in vacuum packed marine mammals. We're famous for our airtight seal."
"LPT: Don't stand out too much from the group. Or you'll be a joke."
"My website wouldn't show up, so i had to reload it you can say it was pretty refreshing"
"What do you get when you cross Paris Hilton with Iggy Azalea? A horribly depraved piece of human garbage."
"TIFU by taking someone else's sandwich at the deli today Oops... wrong sub"
"What do you find with 4 Catholics? A fifth."
"What is your favorite biology joke?"
"I always put in a full eight hours at work. Spread out over the course of the week."