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Joke of the Day
"How much skin does it take to cover a vagina? /sticks out tongue"
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"12yo: Can we go to a haunted house this year? Me: What's wrong with the one we live in? 12yo: WHAT?! Me: Goodnight, son."
"What did the black hole say to the pulsar? I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation"
"When I die I want my remains poured out of an airplane over the Grand Canyon. But don't cremate me. Just dump my body on some tourists."
"Which wrestler's weakness is the rain? Dwayne Johnson"
"if all my friends jumped off a cliff I wouldn't do it too because cats can land on their feet they'll be fine"
"I sell property based in vietnam after WWII, people tell me i fucked up everyone there in the 60s My name is agent orange"
"One Million Copies of a new book Sold One Million Copies of a new book sold in just 2 days due to a typing error of just 1 alphabet in title Title of book : ""an idea can change your Wife"""
"[first day as tour guide in New York] Me: that's the Statue of Liberty Guy: what is she clutching Me [awkward long pause]: all the liberty"
"I beat this orphan kid in baseball the other day... Only because the little cunt didn't know where home is!"