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Joke of the Day
"How much skin does it take to cover a vagina? /sticks out tongue"
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"Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual? Because they want the D."
"Who's the aardvark's favorite female vocalist? Bearbara Streis-ant!"
"What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes? A leperd"
"I googled your mom last night. I had to open two tabs."
"What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's? Baby's because you can use a pitchfork"
"Stop Hammertime"
"Women's Darts The only time they'll see a 180 is when they're programming the oven."
"[wife comes home from work] ""why havent you done any of the things i asked you to"" [the dog walks past dressed as a policeman] ive been busy"
"my mom walked in when I was printing out a naked picture of a woman in 5th grade& we sat there in silence listening to the loud, 90s printer"