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Joke of the Day

"It took America two days to create ""anti-WikiLeaks legislation"", yet, proper regulation of the financial sector, for example, is awol."

"I could Juggle right now, but I don't have the balls to do it."

"PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman After many years of studying at a university, I've finally become a PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it."

"This termite walks into a bar... And says ""Where's the bar tender?"

"How to become cool A) Put on sunglasses B)"

"Small mirror that attaches to head of a phone so you can peripherally experience real life while you're live tweeting it."

"Movember just reminds me that i inherited the inability to grow proper facial hair from my father... why couldn't i be more like my mom?"

"What kind of joke is the best joke? The one shoved up your ass. (As told by my adorable and naughty 7 year old)."

"The way I see it, the only thing my daughter's little ""boyfriend"" needs to know about me is I ain't afraid to go back to prison."

"Did you hear about the local electrician? His rates are Shocking."