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"How to become cool A) Put on sunglasses B)"
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"If he's hot on your heels, dump him. You do not want a man who looks better in your shoes than you do."
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"Chuck Norris's sweat has burned holes in concrete."
"What's dark, empty and going no where fast? Your love life."
"I asked a guy what his favorite movie was earlier today. And it was not Paul Blart: Mall Cop"
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"What goes, ""Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..."" ? An Amish drive-by shooting."
"a sort algorithm walks into a bar he orders anything"