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Joke of the Day
"This termite walks into a bar... And says ""Where's the bar tender?"
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"A very tough question to answer If con is the opposite of pro, then isn't Congress the opposite of progress?"
"Terrify your parents by answering your cellphone."
"""Can I help you find something?"" I'm looking for the perfect diamond for my wife that says ""sorry I cheated on you in your dream last nite"""
"I once photographed a high school track team practice for the yearbook.. I guess you could call it *timed laps* photography."
"""Be right there! I just need to rip my lovely real eyebrows out & draw shitty fake ones in their place."" -Thousands of women"
"Kalimba - Tocando Fondo bacan la cancion"
"Tight pants are like a cheap hotel... No ball room"
"What does every woman have in her panties? A career."
"Why was the geologist arrested? He was doing crystal math."