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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the local electrician? His rates are Shocking."

"[walking on beach] [find bottle with message in it] Message: IS YOUR FRIDGE RUNNING? [another bottle with message washes against my feet]"

"How are baby androids born? From their mother's computerus."

"Why are aroused campers so extreme? I don't know, but they end up fucking in-tents (intense). Yes, it's a pun, but what else do you expect from me first thing in the morning."

"What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? Shut the door im dressing"

"Why did the post office get sued? For Mail-Practice!!"

"During an argument with my wife, she dropped the old ""why did you even marry me?"" line. Apparently ""Your sister was already taken"" was not the right answer."

"I'm having a meeting tomorrow at 5 for people that have trouble ejaculating. If you can't come, just let me know."

"A guy walks in a library: - Do you have motivational books here? - Yes darling, right there, 3rd row, the second shelf. - Do you have any books closer?"""

"My ex girlfriend.."