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Joke of the Day

"A Higgs Boson walks into a church and the priest shouts ""Hey we dont allow Higgs Bosons here!"" Higgs Boson replied ""But without me how can you have mass?"""

"Why is business good on Easter? Because prophets rise"

"I bought a new pair of polarizing sunglasses and was asking my friends what they thought of them. They seemed to either love them or hate them."

"Funny one liner:what is mean by Assasination There is a girl in my office.she has a kickass ass. she kills me with her ass...hope now u know,how the word 'Assasination' came into existence.."

"Did you hear about the guy in the park dressed up as a duck? He was arrested for selling quack"

"There's a procrastinators contest First to claim the prize wins"

"I'm worried that Alexis Ohanian will end up divorced. In Tennis, love means nothing."

"What did the college student say to a banker? I am forever in your debt."

"Cop: What is your line of business? Me [mumbling]: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening."

"A lion would never cheat on his wife... But a Tiger Wood."