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Joke of the Day

"Heard about the new Itailian all-weather tires? Dago through rain Dago through mud Dago through snow And when Dago flat Dago wop-wop-wop-wop..."

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"How to make Holy Water Friend: Hey, how do you make Holy Water? Me: Uhh...Let me think... Why? Friend: You boil the hell out of it! Me: Get out."
"A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''"
"I said hello to a feminist... my court trial is tomorrow"
"There are 10 types of people Those who don't understand Binary, and 01110100 01101000 01101111 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101111 00100000 01100100 01101111 00101110"
"For The Musicians: What's the difference between an orchestra and a bull? On a bull, the horns are at the front, and the ass hole is at the back."
"Q: Why is a blonde like Australia? A: They're both down under and no one cares."
"Everyone knows she can't get pregnant if she's on top. It's called gravity, stupid."
"83 yo man, ""You speak pretty good English for a Chinese girl"". Me: ""I'm caucasian"". Him, ""Well, any kind of Asian looks Chinese to me""."
"What did the 2 rednecks say after breaking up? Let's just be cousins."
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