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Joke of the Day

"Everyone knows she can't get pregnant if she's on top. It's called gravity, stupid."

"What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite beer? Yeungling. He can kill off a 12-pack by himself."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to turkey!"

"whats the differns between a blonde and a computer you only have to punch the computer once to get the imformation out of it"

"Penguins can't fly. Sometimes I get bummed out thinking about that. But then I remember I don't have to clean penguin shit off my car."

"""What do we want?!"" ""TIME TRAVEL!"" ""When do we want it?!"" ""IRRELEVANT!"""

"Whats the difference between a prostitute and a bowling ball? You cant fit a prostitute in a bowling ball"

"I hate it when kids spell ""angel"" as ""angle"" They're just trying to be edgy."

"What is a terrorist favorite Pokemon move? Self-Destruct"

"Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics? Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states."