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Joke of the Day

"For The Musicians: What's the difference between an orchestra and a bull? On a bull, the horns are at the front, and the ass hole is at the back."

"What did the extremely super cool and awesome guy say to his equally super cool and awesome friend? Your *sup* is *bro*ing!"

"What's the difference between a computer program and global warming? One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!"

"Put a kid in a lake or a river and they never want to come out. Turn on a shower and it's like you're blasting them with nuclear waste."

"Sometimes instagram almost makes me wish I went outside."

"Blackjack is a lot like my love life. I always hit on 16"

"Religion is like AIDS. Keep it to yourself."

"A mathematician was pregnant Her friend asked her: - Boy or girl? - Yes."

"My dream job is to be a mirror cleaner I think I could really see myself doing that. \\_()_/ "

"I'm worried about Rosemary's Baby. Everyone knows Thyme has been hard on her. (That's right. I do spice jokes. Dill with it.)"