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Joke of the Day

"How to make Holy Water Friend: Hey, how do you make Holy Water? Me: Uhh...Let me think... Why? Friend: You boil the hell out of it! Me: Get out."

"What did the pirate say to his sister? Aye sis"

"Why was six afraid of seven... ...because seven was a registered six offender."

"Why did Moses only go down on redheaded girls? He's into that burning bush."

"What did the man with The World's Largest Penis say when he had to have his legs amputated ""Don't worry, I still have my third one."""

"*showing mom how to use her phone* What's the blue button with the bird? THAT BUTTON GIVES YOUR BANK INFO TO TERRORISTS NEVER TOUCH IT!!!!"

"What do you call a Chinese Millionaire? Cha Ching"

"HOW TO SURVIVE IN THE WILDERNESS: Call someone and have them come pick you up."

"As my girlfriend was trying on jeans, a clerk asked her ""Need a bigger size?"" I saw the look on her face and went to make room in the trunk."

"Why didn't the sun go to college? He already had 28 billion degrees."