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Joke of the Day
"Did you know Helen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she."
Next Joke
"Why would a straight guy hate gay guys? Here's a group of men who look better than you.. but don't even want women. You should be glad."
"I read an interesting stat online the other day.... Apparently 1 in two and a half men are HIV positive."
"I havent talked to my wife in 6 months. I got a slap the last time I interupted her."
"One guy says to another Guy 1: Dude one time I stuck my dick in a brownie Guy 2: Bro that's just wrong Guy 1: Yeah, I know. You can do time for statutory."
"Cross-eyed people, just look down. We'll come get you if we need you."
"God must have really liked saturn"
"Why did the physicist masturbate to the electron? It was in the excited state."
"You are living proof that manure can sprout legs and walk."
"Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is a prime number and those are pretty intimidating."